Not necessarily funny, but better for you.
Euphemise: To mercy-kill your curse words.
Q: What do you call Pele when he jokes about being a philosopher?
A: Soccer-tease.
Did you hear about the guy who had a really good time folding paper? He said it was practically origamic.
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July 17th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
I didn’t LOL but I did L internally.