The Jake Hart headquarters are in disarray today as the movement to make Steve Sandberg our next president received two big pushes. It seems that the American People are as appalled by Hart’s incessant endorsement of rampant consumerism as they should be. Following the release of the second picture of Mr. Hart supporting [...]
Just when the Hart campaign thought it couldn’t take any more serious blows, another picture of Jacob Hart endorsing a product has surfaced. This time, candidate Hart - like the NASCAR fan he is deep down inside - is endorsing Wonder Bread. Wonder Bread, of course, is the most deadly of breads. [...]
I received this picture from an anonymous source recently. I wasn’t going to publish it on this website for the sake of being the bigger man (heh heh…. -Oh, you’ll get it later), but then I decided that potential voters need this information. Making a decision as important as who runs our country [...]